The Mango Page

I love Mango. Amazingly, I don't actually like the fruit. But, I love two different Mangos... The first one, as you can see, happens to be the character played by Chris Kattan on Saturday Night Live. Mango, the exotic dancer, with whom random men fall in love with.

Coincidentally, my dog's name is Mango. Seriously. I honestly didn't name it after the SNL character; I named my dog about 3 months before I became aware that there was a character on SNL by the same name. Anyway, there's the Mango. My dog, I mean. She's my baby, my little girl, and SHE IS NOT A SLAPHEAD! (if you don't know, don't ask.) I'm gonna put more pics of Mango up here. Yes, I am that far gone; yes, my dog is like a child to me. Stop it with the smartass comments or I will hit you with a brick.

The Saturday Night Live version of Mango.

Mango and Chloe. I know it looks like Mango's sniffing Chloe's ass, but really, she's not.

Mango is a very, very, very pretty lady. This is from Halloween 2002.