Start 8/20/01

codeaddict> no the laughing's GOOD it makes you boobies look bigger

Adira> a long time ago I bought my sig other a t-shirt that said "I'm talking and I cant shut up" He bought me on that says "Shut up and do me"

juuichi> wait....no....last week the meaning of life was penis.

Britannic> p is for penis that's fun for two or three

Red-Fraggle> oh, I did. When i was about 3 years old.
Lyme> Bug> My sister once bit me on the ass.
Lyme> Bug> I was napping on the couch...I was...7? And she was
Lyme> 3...and she bit my ass.
Lyme> ladmoe> bug, your family puts some strange things in their mouths.
Red-Fraggle> She had pissed me off and there was a target so I bit it!
birthsister> great, now even chat is in reruns

Olympiafishhead> Cyber..what about that chick this last ep..hot damn!
CyberWolf> OH YEA! The other hynerian?? how sexy..

PKDainichi> its set in the magical time of "Rick Berman is an ASS!"

Syn> I tried getting my first used condom bronzed... didn;t quite come out the way I expected...

justRed-dammit> okay... so calli has tickets to get his FRELLING tool?????? oh mygod!!! a man with a detachable FRELLING tool *and* he has tickets for it???? SIGN ME UP!!!

* birthsister would do things to angel that are illegal even by bangkok standards

Smeg> I wanna join in the naughty touching

justRed-dammit> okay... i'm thinkin lyme needs to get some... but that's just my opinion... i mean, anyone who sees wd40 and thinks swedish massage after just talking bout a wet nekkid ben.... well.. i think it speaks for itself.... *snickersnort*

talyn> lick? that rhymes with one of my favorite words *giggles*

Lyme> It's nights like these that make me wish I was still a lesbian
Lyme> er
Ash42> LOL!!!
Lyme> Still DATING a lesbian
* Lyme kicks herself
Violette-Frost> lol
Violette-Frost> geees Lyme
Ash42> I think you had it right the first time
birthsister> speaking of, where is PKD
Lyme> okay, well, I just shed some more ambiguity as to my sexual preferences

Nemo> I wanna see a porn video of the power puff girls.

Quasadu> the weather today is hot and shitty... with continued hot and shitty into the evening...
Quasadu> tomorrow a possible pissy front moving in....

Lyme> No confusion to your allegiance, Evan. Yer a J/A shipper.
Evan> I know!
Red-Fraggle> o_O
Evan> I know! I know I know!
* farx runs and pouncehugglelickes Delvie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpiderVixen> Banque.......THE man has been delayed until Wednesday
Lyme> HE KNOWS HE'S A J/A SHIPPER!
CaptNemo> oh this is soooo great
* Lyme points
PKDainichi> heheh.
Red-Fraggle> He just said, "I know"???

justRed-dammit> quite ironically they were just talking about toerl testicle shots...

Nate4c> Evan's Balls were talmking to him through John Edwards?

Nemo> I wonder if yotz is for sale. I would like to make him a personal pleasure bot, hehehehe.

DoctorWho> talyn you can drop to your knees in front of me?
talyn> <---has a penis
DoctorWho> nevermind

Nemo> CountessBoobula is gonna be CountessLessBoob-ula.

Fyndra> Heh... I'm in #farscape and we're talking about Dani's boobs. Big suprise there!

PKDainichi> heh. I love setting up MSN sounds...my new mail sound is Aeryn saying "Frell me dead."...everytime I hear it, I go, "Miss Sun, is that an offer or a chalenge?"

* Quasadu dated a chick that had a penis once.. she kept it in a drawer by her bed

EndersShadow> butt pirates never share their booty

SanityLost> "Saint Aughra of #Farscape... sister of the Holy Smoke..."

* Elflore 's ass is not for sale.
* Elflore looks to PKO "Err...is it?"

Ranganathan> hey do you notice, that funky juice in the gauntlette looks suspiciously like mountian dew

CleverNic> i dunno, with my unusual body shape, I bet I could be a good alien...

MOONKISSED> for 550.00 i want a pair of boots that can hit my g spot

mapfumo> avoodoodoll: you have never seen my balls... how'd you know?
avoodoodoll> mapfumo> and I hope to NEVER see em

Ranganathan> wait till you see the flaming urine

Lyme> It's like, Rob Cummings or something
DelvianPrince> it's Robert Zombie
Bloodwynd> LOL
* Lyme snerks
AutumnH> whoo hoo I can *so* hear lizzie say "WooHoo I've been goosed, groped and fondled!! Life is good!"
Lyme> Robert Hubert Zombie. Heh
CmdrLizzie> LOL Yup, and that is ssooooo cool
DelvianPrince> the 3rd
DrSandor> His real name is Robert Zombstein
Bloodwynd> White Cummings. I can see why he changed his name. LMAO!!! * Lyme snerks

CountessBoobula> Reason to do ScaperCon: Chances are the con will do you!

talyn> isn't this the ep where john has a boner?

* iamlindoro walks around with a binder in front of his crotch.
* talyn gets really close to the tv and focuses on john's crotch
* iamlindoro dreads being called to the blackboard.
* iamlindoro hands his binder to John.

* iamlindoro calls in "Big Penis Bludgeoning instrument thingie."

Dawg> becoming family? awwww shucks that makes all the hot love scenes seem too incestuous now

Bug> She was in the car, and she said she wanted to put her face in between Dani's boobs and make noises.

HyperKinetic> I still snicker from time to time when I hear "Bangkok"
* Bug either. :)
* Bug goes to get fud.
Mote> lol HK
Dawg> HK, we don't need to hear about you and Voy in Cincy right now
Dawg> ;)
SirenStar> with your teeth lamey????
* PKDainichi played the Sims today...
SirenStar> lol
Lyme> Hyper... BANGKOK!
HyperKinetic> Shush, Dawg. You're just Jealous :)
AnotherLameName> lol, tasted good too siren!
aughra> I had a friend who went to bangkok. He got offered more kinds of sex than he'd ever heard of in the taxi from the airport to the hotel
* Lyme gathers more blackmail material.
Dawg> me jealous? I made him my bitch in the hotel lobby.
HyperKinetic> He's MY bitch!

Ash42> aln, I can't be your bitch..sorry...I'm already ocn's bitch

writerRach> oh man, geez, I think you got me with the jizz bucket thing

Bloodwynd> "Quick man! Cling tenaciously to my Buttocks!"

EpsilonII> my car turned into such a P.O.S. last week, that for a moment I thought I was driving ChianaGirl's server

Britannic> And, you heard it here... I SO WOULD LOVE TO FRELL CLAUDIA!
* Lyme gasps at Brit
Britannic> And BEN too.
Lyme> Even with the girl cooties?
* Spiral 's jaw drops to the floor
Britannic> Together.
Britannic> That would be hot.

Tyler-Durdon> whap, whap, whap, this thing on? "Maybe you shouldn't whap it with your penis, Tyler. Turns people off"

* Mothra tries to dodge the flame, but is proverbially drawn to it

* Ranganathan owns a crichton pinata
Dainichi> brb
Ranganathan> don't let the saccers know
Lyme> rofl
Lyme> you just did!
scaperbrandi> gephardt is funny looking
Ranganathan> i'm beating the hell outta it next birthday

GI-Smeghead> I have manly boob musles

Revolos55> Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a packet of Newports and drank three vodka tonics.

* Red-Fraggle hears her highlight go off. PORN?
Dainichi> Its smut for right now. Not at the ice creamy part yet.
Evan> That sounds good.
Red-Fraggle> mmm...
Red-Fraggle> yeah...
Lyme> rofl, you actually have a porn highlight?
Red-Fraggle> Yup.
Dainichi> Yes, ice cream. I figured out how to get Ice cream into Farscape.
Lyme> *I* don't even have a porn highlight

* Dainichi is in a corner with a nekkid Crichton and a nekkid Aeryn, and its actually not a good thing.

JLS> BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

CmdrLizzieAnaKerie> I don't remember Licking Shang either...but the pic says we both enjoyed it ;)

justRed-dammit> sundance.. sure you're not wearing a strap on? it can give the same feeling...or so i've been told.. not that i would know, of course...

sundance> yeah sometime i wish i were a gay man

EpsilonII> Anyone that wears a T-shirt with "Ample Parking iin Rear" worries me

CountessBoobula> UPS - United Penis Service. We're there when you need it to come.

Violette-Frost> I love my van because its like a rolling hotel room.......er .....did I say that??

Dainichi> I have to get stiff everyday. They make me. At school.

* Stevepalmer wonders if they house broke the thing before they glued it to Ben's face

Quasadu> aug: I treat my prostitutes right

talyn> me and yotz are having some problems in our relationship, he says i'm to controlling and that i treat him as if he were inferior, he'll be back when he calms down

MrDNA> X, i haven't moved from my chair
Nemo-X> Or it's just Hyper stalking you while doing a russian squat dance outside your home.
sundance> Hey I see a spider in my room
MrDNA> afk
sundance> Ohhhh big one too
* Lyme snerks and dies at Nemo
Lyme> BAD MENTAL IMAGE!
* Lyme gets the psysol again.
* sundance jumps on bar
Nemo-X> Lyme: Can you imagine Hyper doing a strip dance called "Russian squat dance with gerbil-plugged ass" a one a two a cha cha cha.

MrDNA> moshing to enya?!?!
Smeg> exactly
MrDNA> that's like breakdancing to lawrence welk

l33t5t4rk> behold the 133+ 5+yk3r4
* MrDNA ph33rz l33t5t4rk'5 l33t sk1llz

Revolos55> My 51d3, y0ur 51d3, My 51d3, y0ur 51d3,

* Smeg wears invisible pants =P

frankie> We love Lyme. But more than Lyme, we love Lyme's sweet ass!

DARK-LORD> I got an email and it ahowed this Chinese/Seafood place called ....Fuk Mie. I don't even want to know how they awnser the phone!LOL

* Red-Fraggle snerks
* Lyme grabs Fraggle by the nipples.
* Red-Fraggle kicks Lyme in the groin!
Red-Fraggle> WOO!
* Lyme moans.
* Red-Fraggle gasps
* Lyme groans.
* DarkAngel gets his binoculars and focuses on lyme
* Red-Fraggle licks
EpsilonII> Cush: as to your post......blooper I think
Lyme> WOOHOO!
* Lyme bites.
* DarkAngel watches intently
* Red-Fraggle snow-balls
Lyme> oh god.
* Lyme looks at Fraggle...
* Red-Fraggle snickers EVILY.
Lyme> WILLAM?!
* DarkAngel gets naked and does 'the lesbian action' dance!
SirenStar> bbl
*** Parts: SirenStar (not4u2c@ugba.hvdz.wner.oeoc.this.chat.server)
* justRed-dammit is ummm... disturbed...

justRed-dammit> tingling nipples
HyperKinetic> Hee hee hee
justRed-dammit> and monkeys
Farenheit451x> *snerk
justRed-dammit> wait... that combination sounds allll wrong!!

Dave-> LOL... mote, welcome to the fraternity (and sorority) of psi phi *snicker*

justRed-dammit> ( > )Y( > ) VULCAN NIPPLEAGE

IriS> man my conncetion freezes for a moment and when i come back all i see is "nipples" everywhere!

Quasadu> sqrrl: my nipples are dangerous right now.. its so cold in here, they could cut glass

ChianaGirl> think about the blow jobs...i cannot belive i said that... *SHUDDER*

Violette-Frost> I have eccentric nipples

VulcanNipples42> look at me! am I not pointy?? WORSHIP THE NIPPLES!

mazer> Forget choosing a major then. If you don't like pancakes, no one will hire you. Psycho.

Dainichi> But my mom said I'm too young for pleather.

HyperKinetic> Yes, I'm a dainty little thing

* grangeryoung drd fixes arm again
grangeryoung> thats better
grangeryoung> cant jerk off without that

Revolos55> da da DA! SUPERNIPPLES! Harder than diamonds, More powerful than a speeding Prowler, Able to stand tall in the face of artic winds,

* talyn hands out magnifying glasses, "if you squint reallyreallyreally really hard you can see hyper's penis"

* talyn does the 'i have a b!tch' dance

Quasadu> I was in Bio lab and we were doing a model of meiosis, when we got to the first split my partner kept getting her half of the chromosomes mixed up with mine, and without thinking I shoved them aside and said "Keep you chromosomes in your cell! My cell, your cell, my cell, your cell!"

Quasadu> nobodys sweet ass is as sweet as lymes sweet ass

peacekeeper> (_!_) I LOVE ASSES (_!_)

frankie> Slap people upside the head with a large Trout...... that's great. My brother's obsessed with trout. Every time I see him, he bugs his eyes out of his head, strikes a freaky pose and whispers in a menacing voice "I like trout".

Lyme> assmonkey.
ChianasLuvMonkey> leave my ass out of this

writerRach> a nakey pic of Ben would give me an immediate and deadly heart attack

ChianaGirl> "when i was your age, we didn't have condoms. we had to use chewed up bublbe gum!"

PKDainichi> When I was your age, we didn't have Linux! We had DOS, and we liked it!

* Bug expects three tits and a strapon.

* ChianaGirl is beginning to wonder if Lyme is called "hey, you with the strapon"? *g*

Ranganathan> hey, my first toyota tried to mate with the tree in our back yard

grangeryoung> and if anyone is waxing my croch i garentee you they have a gun to my head and i will give them my pin number

PKDainichi> Ooo. We have a holy Barb Trinity.

KILNA> Vulcan nipples!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!

KILNA> BRB, nature has been screaming quite a bit tonight. No more burritos for KILNA.

birthsisterandCo> i brought back a lil something from burbank
CrAsThes> lol
Lyme> A present from ben? *silly snerking*
birthsisterandCo> hehe
Lyme> lol
* VolcanoShark congratulates birthsister
Lyme> Congrats
CrAsThes> So...have you filed charges against Ben yet, Birthie?
birthsisterandCo> notice my arms are still attached....not with fran there
birthsisterandCo> ty lyme
PKDainichi> Wait, Lyme doesn't know about BabyScaper?

punkRockgrrrl> I had a Biology teacher who would routinely throw dead animals at us

Red-Fraggle> Yotz! You so sexay! Come 'ere! *hump!*

PeaceKeeperKate> woah PKD your popular
PKDainichi> Yep. Well, if by "popular", you mean "easy". ;)

ChianaGirl> Lyme> Dani already said we can only have intercourse while in the bathroom. *giggles*

PKDainichi> "Look, squiral!" "Run it over! We'll sacirfice it to Tammy's abs, Claudia's...hair, and Ben's ass!" *THUMP* "Damn, that was loud for a squiral."

Aaron> Lymes drivin shift will consist of 10 min, Start the RV, Yell 'Fucko' Crash into Ben Browder

MrDNA> <--- has hot, luscious man-boobs

* ChianaGirl gropes any nun she wants to. ;)

Aaron> Lyme : 'Fucko'! *Crashes into about 7 cars* "they were In my way! I was merging! I had the right of way!'

PKDainichi> "Look, its Kemper!" "Whoo, we're almost there!" *beepbeepbeep* "Uhm...what are you doing?" "Driving over Kemper again." "Oh. okay then."

Ranganathan> "FUcko!" "Hows the shaving going?" "fine!" "FUCKO" "how is everyone" "uh...oops..." Aaron;"oops?!" "don't worry, it'll grow back"

Aaron> Cop pulls lyme over, "do you know how fast you were going' "Yes I do, do you know how fast I was going..........Fucko?"

Quasadu> a few strokes short of orga... oh.. uhm... never mind

Mote> Just so long as that nickname isnt known if he ever ends up in jail... you know what they would do with a guy called "The Bum" in jail? *Shudder*

CountessBoobula> My pussy is sexually abusing a cockroach.

talyn> spi, *insert various rude remarks about spi's parents, physical appearance and dick size here*

Manneh> she and Hecubus are trying to make the antiChrist...but I think Satan is taking birth pills

Dave-> spi - he wouldn't be able to get a clue if he stripped down, smotherered himself in clue pheromones, went out into a field full of horny clues and did the ritual clue mating dance

jennHi> wow, those padded walls kind of resemble a butt

Aaron> Tom Brokaw and Stone Philips, the new team. Team up to kick Some Bob Barker and Dick Clark ass

* ChianaGirl laid out in a stream of sunlight today to see what would happen... no photogasm... that took a vibrator...

ChianaGirl> i think "erect nipples" and the adjacent thought is "tweak"

ChianaGirl> damn... my left mouse button is frelled...
* Aaron lets chianagirl use his mouse
ChianaGirl> Aaron... i'm thinking that's a euphimism for something else... *snicker*

PKDainichi> Ya see, SciFi, Fantasy, Action, and Drama have their own little corners. Farscape likes to run back and forth between the corners yelling things like "Monkey porn!" and throwing things at people.

CountessBoobula> <---titties in a jar.

Red-Fraggle> Lyme's sim likes golden showers.

Manneh> I htink something from a different dimension is trying to get
through to this world through my computer...
Manneh> oh no
Manneh> it's just another pop up ad
Manneh> never mind!

jennHi> snorting diet coke is one of those things that you don't do but you forgot why you don't do it. Then you do it, and then you remember why. It frelling burns.

PKDainichi> See, Crichton and Aeryn can't be a normal couple. They won't get married. He'll just be her bitch.

* CuntessBoobula blinks at her name
CuntessBoobula> ACK!! Typo!!

CountessBoobula> God is peeing! Get your umbrellas ready!

punkRockgrrrl> nah, I never make fun of anyone's accent -- mine is too silly

Trilaan> Crossdresser Crais, Best Damn Cop on the Force. Sundays at 9

DrSandor> Oy, I just knished from the planet, and I'm sitting on shpilkes!
* Lyme LOLS at Doc
Lyme> Oy, Stark found himself a nice Jewish girl!
ChianaGirl> *snerk!*
DrSandor> Oy vey, Sierjna, he's a goy with a glowing head!

TechGoddess> I'm not I love testicles as a snack

PauWow> free testicles!! come one, come all!

farx> between you and Vi's no space board...well, it's just a mess in here :)

Chiana-Girl> that settles it... Lyme, i'm gonna have a Scorpy and SimAaron will be his bitch.

Chiana-Girl> oooooh! John's about to shake Aeryn's boobies!!!! Wheeeeeeee!

Dainichi> What WAS D'Argo doing down there, anyways? Red-Fraggle> giving head Lyme> Loud, noisy, wet, Dominar-disturbing koodleboppy
Red-Fraggle> And stark masturbating to J/A koodle boppy
Lyme> O_O
* Dainichi does the happyhappy Shipper J/A knoodleboppy dance.
* Red-Fraggle sniffles and whipes a tear from her eye. It makes a shipper proud.

PhantomStark> Clavor needs to die horribly...oh wait, he does

* AutumnH peeks down Lyme's cleavage "whatcha eatin'?"

Aaron> good potatoes.....22 dollar underwear better vibrate when I put them on. AND attact women

Aaron> 5, count them 5 months till *NEW* farscape episodes.....5 months.....
Aaron> I quit, i'll go be a Trek fan

Red-Fraggle> Hyper has a vagina!

jennHi> oh, talyn, we love you because you have a penis. Do you have a penis?

x5060> new on fox "WHEN GNOMES EXPLODE"

Lyme> wow, Kahaynu sure is... gassy...
SanityLost> he's related to Ryg, ya know, Lyme
Dainichi> Kahaynu needs to lay off the beans.

Dainichi> Okay, its offical. The SciFi people done gone and smoked too much crack.

Dainichi> Night Time in the RV: *snoring sounds* "Who's snoring?" "I dunno...but its making it hard to sleep." "Hey...whos hand is that on my ass?" "I think that me...you want me to move it?" "No, leave it there." "Cool. Heh."

Ciotach> Oh l...yeah.like I'm gonna watch Gladiator with Russell Crowe in all his glory and be looking for gay Giraffes...

GypsyJr> TOUCH MY RADIOACTIVE MONKEY!

Lyme> Sqrrl has talented dancing nipples * Sqrrl looks down my shirt...hey! didn't know they were dancing!

Smeg> thtas no nipple...thats a
Smeg> BOODONG!!!!!!!

Afgar> I am going to invent the keg helmet.

Quasadu> I call mine Stanley... You know.. like the POWER DRILL!

Red-Fraggle> not on lymey's nipple. You gotta chomp on that sucker

Rowen> Nothing is more of a cold shower than... hey U watn to CYBer ME?

ChianaGirl> try spraying a dog with strawberries&champagne body spray. my dog nearly mauled me.

Rowen> Platonic relationship means no sex, dude.
* Rowen has a platonic relationship with Rowen.
* Sqrrl is anything but platonic with myself
Rowen> heh
Sqrrl> sometimes, me is the only action i get
Rowen> I did not, I repeat DID NOT have relations with myself.
Sqrrl> lol
Rowen> Well, sometimes that is the best action around.
Sqrrl> the safest action around, too
Rowen> heh
Rowen> And you don't have to buy yourself dinner.
Dave-> be back later y'all!
Sqrrl> it'd be sad if you gave yourself a VD

str8talyn> <---this is my costume for halloween

Spiral5> "the power of pants compel you" *shakes holy water* "the power of pants compel you" *shakes holy water*

Aaron-the-headless-cow> I'm way out in the country....only trickortreater i'd get would be cows, cats, dogs, and horses
EvilPau> I get the occassional deer or raccoon coming to the door for treats
Aaron-the-headless-cow> *ding dong* "trick ot treat!" me - "But your a cow" "well no Sh*t sherlock, Now gimmie the d*mn candy d*mba**"
EvilPau> hehe
Aaron-the-headless-cow> ...cows cuss alot

Spiral5> red, perhaps. i just had to stomp on that "spi as eddie" idea
enders suggested ASAP
EndlessShadow> Spi can be Eddie
EndlessShadow> Spi can be Eddie
Dr-Lyme-N-Furter> I could see it, Spi...
EndlessShadow> Spi can be Eddie
fullREDmoon-dammit> lol... works for me spi!!
HyperDemonic> Spi can be Eddie
HyperDemonic> Spi can be Eddie
EndlessShadow> Spi can be Eddie
HyperDemonic> Spi can be Eddie
EndlessShadow> Spi can be Eddie
HyperDemonic> Spi can be Eddie
fullREDmoon-dammit> not you being the character.. just stompin the idea..
UndeadChiDoll> Spi can be Eddie
EndlessShadow> Spi can be Eddie
HyperDemonic> Spi can be Eddie
Spiral5> just so you know, i hate you all. remember that.

Red-Fraggle> only bug (well... and my dad) would fart into a fan that's pointed at me and then leave the room...

talyn> hyper, then how come we don't learn about penis elves in school?
HyperKinetic> Because the Republicans won't allow it, talyn ;)

Sqrrl> it was a naughty squirrel and kept escaping his pants

* Red-Fraggle has a caffiene orgasm
pipsix> whoa how come that doesnt happen when i drink coffee

Red-Fraggle> Holy Jesus on a pogo stick... My sim and Ev's just had a baby. Where's manny? I need to rub it in that they made the anti-christ.

Midnight-Obsidian> suck cold yogurt justice, evildoers.....MWAAAAH HA HA HA

PauKahlaan> 51% purity rating
PauKahlaan> I could up my score if I had a dog, a cucumber and a cadaver!

Djinnyeh> oh, wait, lack of sleep has nothing to do with it! I don't HAVE higher brain functions!!! I am wlaking talking zuchinni!

Revolos55> knowing us we'd throw a mock-funeral party and have a stripper jump out of the casket

Sqrrl> i'm WAAAAAAY better than ben's ass in leather

codeaddict> I RAPE your skull

* HyperKinetic unleashes 5 1/2 nekkids scorpys upon the natiras and watches them cancel each other out in a freak-porn explosion
HyperKinetic> HIT THE DECK!

Ken-from-Chicago> dain, godiva chocolate? you gotta eat those naked ... on a horse ... in public

Dainichi> Mulder missing again: Carter's way of saying "When Ducovney's contract ran out, he gave me the finger, grabbed his crotch, yelled "SUCK IT!" and ran off, so he'll never work at Fox again"

Sqrrl> not just woodies- HAIR woodies
* Sqrrl was stunned
* Sqrrl was amazed
* Sqrrl was jealous

jennhi> lyme, it's a standard greeting. :)
jennhi> You know, hi, hello, how you doin', whassup...do you have a penis?

* Dainichi yells at her cramps. "I am stronger then my gender, damnit! You here me, STRONGE- ah, cramp, cramp..."

EndersShadow> it's farscape, I don't have to know what I mean

* Aaron puts up streamers for the newbies." Please baste yourself, that takes FOREVER"

Dainichi> Snapple is Delvian body wash. Fruitopia is their shampoo.

Aethok> I've been barbequed, sauteed in white whine sauce, nibbled, munched, licked, touched, goosed, scared out of my clothes and I've only been here 15 minutes or so

Filipina> bye bye bye
*** Quits: Filipina (FGF@yafw.jwyh.bnft.oeoc.this.chat.server) ((signed off))
whoa...fili is part of N'Sync

* ChiDoll lies down and types with one hand
justRed-dammit> uhh.. chidoll.. that is waaaaaay TMI!!

Sqrrl> well, if you were sucked numb from the waist down....dammit Dawg, put the Hoover DOWN
Dawg> Leave J. Edgar outta this
Sqrrl> Dawg- if J. Edgar is sucking you numb, there's a BIG problem... and your purity test score just rocketted down hill

* HyperKinetic spanks himself then says "J-Lo, eat your heart out"

* HyperKinetic remembers that there was an emoticon that meant "I want to use your ass as a hat" but forgot what it was

SilvrWolf> pass and ass go together as long as wind isnt anywhere near that sentence

Manneh> you aren't allowed to correct my grammar CAUSE YOU DON'T HUMP DICTIONARIES!

Quasadu> I can't believe she got me on tape singing "Come sail away" as a monkey

BoobAutumn> SC2K I was mooned so well in the hallway I saw satellites

fweakn> cocksucking cowboys for allllllll
Ash42> O_o
Ash42> o_O
Ash42> O_O -_- O_O

Quasadu> Welcome to Nekkid Day in #Farscape: Brought to you by the Booze Council, because booze really satisfies. Booze takes a dull party and makes it better, booze makes you popular and heals all wounds, b-double o-z-e, booooooze!

* JAGuarinc has never ever, ever, EVER dreamed about standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickels at me

JAGuarinc> Okay ladies, gents, beings of unknown gender, drinkaholics, shoe addicts, cootie spreaders, animals, and those who are highly *ahem* charged. I'm out. Take care, and don't enjoy things that you don't!

* shangrila is still enjoying Mage's pold dancing
Quasadu> <--- pole for dancing

OboeCrazy> I don't do lickin' in public unless Tequla is involved.

* Ash42 strips and jumps in the hot but
reddogjack> hot but?
Lyme> Ash, jumping in the 'hot but'?
Ash42> ermmm hot but
Sqrrl> rotfl ash
Ash42> DAMMIT!
Ka`Leo> uhm....Ash...jumping in butts now?
Ash42> tub

Lyme> Ash in the hot but... this makes the phrase 'ROTATE!' seem REALLY wrong...

* Dainichi sighs and kicks a chef in the nuts for makin it rain real bad last night.

Mortaneous> Lyme... idiots of that caliber still exist
Mortaneous> I thought Darwinian evolution woulda killed em off the first time they attacked the toaster with a knife for eating their bread

ChiDoll> i had to take all my Sims off my laptop :( and reinstall ALL FWEAKIN FOUR on my PC... argh... and it's slow as a herd of turds stampeding thru peanut butter :/

CrichtonClone> you guys are nuts. I am home finally

* birthsisterandCo points to belly...baby on board
Lyme> Birthy got a special present in Burbank this year, Bug.
Bug> ???
birthsisterandCo> bug, i got a ben inspired stowaway
Bug> ...
Bug> Wow.
Bug> Inspired.
Bug> I'm sure he's thrilled. ;)

Bug> And fanfiction.net sucks ass.
Bug> IT's full of 13 year old girls who think they can write buttsex.

birthsisterandCo> actually, i think porn may have had something to do with fetusScaper, but I'll have to get back to you on that one

* Mnementh goggles at the error message on a site he just tried to access... "ERROR 1313... Your request cannot be processed at this time, as your request has caused a Fatal Error in module : Internet." OMG !!! I BROKE THE INTERNET !!!

DrSandor> Chi doll, trolls couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a Gold card