Crackers Don't Matter

WOOP! I love CDM. How do I love thee, let me count the ways! Night of a thousand snerks! WOOP!

Yes, I know it's not 9:02. But bite me, The Matrix was on! STARK WITH HAIR! STARK WITH HAIR!

This spastic revisitation is brought to you by Dramamine. After the rocking motion in of the camera in CDM, you're gonna need it... Or, of course, you could always eat some crackers to ease your tummy... *EG*

So, let's get spastic.

-Woop. Big whoppin kudos to the puppetry crew. Dood. When Aeryn points the pulse rifle at Rygel, you can see him shake in fear. When T'raltixx tells Pilot about his offer, you can see Pilot's eyes narrow in consideration... occasionally, I just have to sit back and go, 'DAMN, these guys is good!'

-Oh, and I think everyone was having WAY too much fun filming this ep. Especially Virginia and Claudia... Zhaan is rofl in this ep... especially when she goes into her 'trances'... really giggling it up... and Claudia, when she's in command, both times when Crichton tries to talk sense into her... WHOA. That was hilarious.

-The cracker shoot-up! WOOP! This is one of THE coolest scenes in Farscape history, IMHO... I *love* it... and Aeryn eating crackers out of her cleavage... "Can I trust you?" "No!"

-*ahem*... ... MONKEY! MONKEY! MONKEY! AERYN SAID... MONKEY! *spazzTHUDtwitch* MON-KEY!

-Damn. Sorlk-Lewis is right. CDM has THE best buttshot... <THUD> Ow, my head... my name is Bobbin Threadbare, have you seen my mother?

-I love this. The whole crew is SNARKY! Oh, man. Too much fun.

-There are way too many good lines in this ep to even begin listing them. Okay, how many times have you done the ice-cream speech, or yelled out 'Who you callin DEFICIENT?!' or "HUMANS ARE SUPERIOR!"... LOL

-I'm so sorry. It's all my fault. Almost every time we see Ryge in this ep, I get the image of Pimp Daddy Rygel in my head and start snerking wildly. (Pimp Daddy Rygel: http://www.crosswinds.net/~lyme/pimpryge.JPG). I should be ashamed... Pimp Daddy Rygel is my creation...

-OH, man. When they put T'raltixx's disappearing device on John, I fell off my chair laughing. I swear, it looks like a hubcap! (hoobcap? hehe). And I almost yelled, 'OH MY GOD! Crichton's wearing Rygel's Pimp Daddy necklace!'

-No matter how many times I see it, it still gives me the chills. You all know what scene I'm talking about. The one with John in Chiana in the hall. It's.... *shudder*

-Scorpy, go 'way. You Mambo-shirted Maniac.

-Huh, someone said that Ben says 'Fweakin' instead of 'Freakin'... I listened close... HE DOES! LOL!

-I love, as always, the shoot-out between John and Aeryn. I just absolutely LOVE it to the points where no words describe... and, as a shipper, I believe that they *weren't* trying to hit each other... cause we all know that Aeryn could've if she really wanted too... HEY! HEY! LEAVE MY PIPE DREAMS ALONE!


Okie, that's it. I'm keeping it short, because, well, it's a revisitation, not a review. So PTHPFHTHPTHTHTHBBBBTTT!

LBT, who would like some crackers with her... MONKEY!